randomness.

george bush is time magazine's 2004 person of the year.

hurl!

what, was adolf hitler 'person of the year' in 1939?

"Sure, he killed all those Jews. But look at the German economy!"

last night at the bar i got a new nickname : "consolation sex."

i think that pretty much says it all. story of my life.

hey, a second-choice fuck is still a fuck.