spam is fun.

so, i'm at work right now, and we just received this delightfully inscrutable spam email. i love how, in a last-ditch attempt to foil now-ubiquitous spam blocking software, spammers have resorted to just adding paragraphs of completely random text. here is an exact copy of the email, in all its unedited glory (except i edited out the product pitch... no way am i giving those satan-worshipping cock-manglers any free publicity)

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Don't you regret eating about once a week?.
cheese burger and cheese fries .... mmmmm.
Luke is missing jumping today..
Those news announcers aren't practicing shaving next to the police station
right at this time..
Joseph doesn't dislike praying carelessly..
2.
Ashley disliked reading between the two buildings..
I am enjoying eating in the river..
5.
AUDIENCE: Yes..
The librarians don't remember skiing for more than an hour..
Betty Sue wasn't enjoying working..
tomorrow i will wash my hair and go to the salon.
But this is where you come in: Between now and November, you, the American
people, you can reject the tired, old, hateful, negative politics of the
past. And instead you can embrace the politics of hope, the politics of
what's possible because this is America, where everything is possible..
i need to get a pedicure. my feet smell and itch.
They are not missing shouting today..
I didn't love dancing for two hours..
The gardners regret skiing well..
Those police officers are practicing driving between the two buildings..
Is the scientist missing praying?.
Doesn't Suzanne like skiing among the trees?.
The science teachers practiced fighting..
Those police officers are practicing driving between the two buildings..
Until that day, he could not hear the language differences. He asked for
the computer every day by pointing to it. He was allowed to spend time each
day on the noun program. One year later he was talking in full sentences
and was staffed into normal preschool..
Doesn't Suzanne like skiing among the trees?.
Do those gardners regret walking carefully?.
14. Ninety six bottles of beer, three a's, three b's, one c, two d's,
twenty eight e's, seven f's, three g's, eight h's, thirteen i's, four l's,
sixteen n's, nine o's, nine r's, twenty six s's, twenty t's, four u's, four
v's, six w's, five x's, and five y's on the wall. .
I missed shouting carefully..
Did Roy love working on the top of the mountain?.
Haven't the journalists liked surfing?.
Were those farmers practicing shouting next to the police station?.