ah, the internet!

haha. i added this to my links list, but i thought it merited a quick mention owing to such gems as:

"if you were in the wild and wanted to get drunk, you'd
have to be some sort of scientest. fermenting and distilling shit.
if you wanted to get stoned, you'd just have to pluck a plant and set it on fire."

" vikings have axes bigger than them. vikings aren't scared of anything.
if a viking has to fight a dragon, he just goes all bezerker.
they foam at the mouth and get all like "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

" gang signs are pretty sick.
there is no quicker way to tell the world "hey. i'm in a gang"
if you try to make a gang sign you'll probablly get a finger cramp.
this shows you how strong gangbangers' fingers are."

dig.