Tuesday, April 18, 2006

examinGAYtion

eeeek.....textual stimulation, verbal alienation, and scrotal burn!


this is not a test .........


there is a new breed of punk rock patriots brewing in the depths of Effortless Records......

My brother and fellow sound (child) molestor Liam have started a new rock combo called
Raider Pride......we have no songs, no lyrics and no talent.......but we do have the album and song titles officially figured out..


The album will be called "Who's Got Raider Pride?....WE'VE GOT RAIDER PRIDE!!!!!'

potential song titles include:

1.) Communists Want Your Stuff...And They Want You Dead!
2.) Death to The Plenum Theorists
3.) I Think All Apples Are Stupid
4.) Stop Diddling Each Other...We Need More Children!
5.) A Naive Moment in Human History
6.) I Know I'll Have a Job....I Have No Talent!
7.) The Cow Gums Somebody To Death
8.) Annexation Dragon
9.) That Foreign Guy Looks Like Bert
10.) Channelling is Just Yuppie Possession
11.) From Hamburgers to Ancient Philosophy
12.) Vague Continent
13.) Out of The sidewalk Jungle
14.) A Fire Looks Good on Colour TV




3 Comments:

At 6:52 p.m., Blogger mr. tomas ubik said...

im going to make you a halo..and then we are going to walk around places...then i will call cameron michael jesus, and you will me judason eano, and by the end of the walk i will have punch you in the back of the head and blammed it on too much fantastic exploding out the back of your head.

I will laugh, you will feel pride.

 
At 4:38 p.m., Blogger the puzzlemaster, lauren said...

do you happen to require a professional erdlu player? i am quite proficient in erdlu performance. i have a lot of free time since i lost my people.

some good names for songs:

FUCK THE DEAD
(DADDY WAS A) VIET CONG
CLASS OF '76
YIDDISH BATH SONG
PLASTIC RULER WOODEN RULER
DOZENS OF DOLLARS
REARRANGED SHOWTUNE #5
CHINATOWN PHYSICS
CENTURIES OF PASTE
THE POLICE (ARE RAPEST!)

 
At 2:42 p.m., Blogger b said...

you need to get shirts and logos before the band starts getting songs too. and you need a myspace account.

can i be the promotions guy?

 

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