Sunday, April 30, 2006

racket balls and rough gems.





























































it's 5:45 am

i am unable to fall into a sweet slumbering embrace...........(that is such a gay line....)

islands is playing again.........i think i love this album........it's frightening....i never thought i'd actually like an album like this ever again.........thought i was a bit too "senile", "confused" or "jaded"............how often has the word jaded been used in pop-punk songs? (too many)





tickled pink......





i feel like i should say congratulations to all my "colleagues" who have recently "graduated"..............i think i like you guys....




is it bad to "always" be an ironic jerk?


i really do love you pumpkins!


eano and i had "a chat" and decided maybe you all need a change in direction..........JOIN US!.....JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!................we're not bad leaders, and we think you'd appreciate the selection of pastries.



sugar cane.



get it mimi?


i will find out this month if grad school is a conceivable option........WHO KNOWS!.........marks mean too much............


i'm still unemployed........can anybody help fix that?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

examinGAYtion

eeeek.....textual stimulation, verbal alienation, and scrotal burn!


this is not a test .........


there is a new breed of punk rock patriots brewing in the depths of Effortless Records......

My brother and fellow sound (child) molestor Liam have started a new rock combo called
Raider Pride......we have no songs, no lyrics and no talent.......but we do have the album and song titles officially figured out..


The album will be called "Who's Got Raider Pride?....WE'VE GOT RAIDER PRIDE!!!!!'

potential song titles include:

1.) Communists Want Your Stuff...And They Want You Dead!
2.) Death to The Plenum Theorists
3.) I Think All Apples Are Stupid
4.) Stop Diddling Each Other...We Need More Children!
5.) A Naive Moment in Human History
6.) I Know I'll Have a Job....I Have No Talent!
7.) The Cow Gums Somebody To Death
8.) Annexation Dragon
9.) That Foreign Guy Looks Like Bert
10.) Channelling is Just Yuppie Possession
11.) From Hamburgers to Ancient Philosophy
12.) Vague Continent
13.) Out of The sidewalk Jungle
14.) A Fire Looks Good on Colour TV




Thursday, April 13, 2006

pitchfork finally got it right.

i'm fucking loving the islands record.

2 and a half years ago i had myself convinced that nothing could ever top the unicorns......and although i think that it's still a far superior album i'm pretty impressed with the latest from n.d and j.t.

i'm going into the studio this weekend for a little pre-session for this new project i'm working on. think of it as cam and friends.......i want to basically get everyone i know with a musical spirit in and just see what happens..........


......IM ONLY ONE MAN/MACHINE!!


looking forward to:

-the death of professor stainton
-summer
-true friends
-baked goods


not looking forward to:

- finding employment
- my own death
- soy mutton (it's TERRIBLE)



.......some people are so sad and pathetic it makes me ticklish......it's entertaining......in a really icky way.




cam.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

AN AMAZING OFFER!

tired of only getting one oppurtunity to celebrate the day I squeezed myself out of my mom's warm, moist, slightly pugent vagina?


WELL STAND UP AND REJOICE!!

your prayer's have been answered.

due to the intensely busy time of the year I am offering you all not one...but two fantastic chances to catch me in drunken, debaucherous, potentially naked action!

My real birthday is tomorrow, Wednesday, April 5!

1.) Join me, and probably ali and sean for an evening at Alex P, Keaton, or potentially Call The Office tomorrow April 5!


2.) Join me on saturday, april 8 at the Forest City Art Gallery where I will be attending a performance by the Barmitzvah Brothers



and don't forget that on April 10, 2006 I will be playing at the Alex P. Keaton first with a solo band....and then as drummer for The Hipbones............



im shameless.......AND NAKED!